the multimeter

so i met this guy at work. i didnt catch his name, but they said to me at lunch that his nickname was the "multimeter". quite a badass feller. funny and fat. but a real moron. so why is he the multimeter, well, he happens to suck two of his fingers and drenched in saliva he then proceeds to check for current on 110 and 220 outlets, thus getting a really bad shock (do not attempt the 220, it can blow your hand).
so i give him the first honorary dianosis darwin award. for being the coolest moron ever. kudos to you multimeter! kudos!
oh and ren, sorry for your early post, i just read it. penis penis penis penis penis.
cheers