That's Our Bush!

I don't like our President. Most people already know that about me. But its true. I don't like the President. I used to like the President. Its true. I don't tell people that, because they don't believe it anyway, with as much as I don't like the president now. But now I really don't like the President. There are a myriad of reasons why I don't like the President. There's the tax cuts he gave the country while spending more money than any other president (Did you know that he is the only president to ever cut taxes during a time of war?) There's the fact that we as a country keep allowing the killing of people for no reason. There's the fact that he pissed off every country who ever liked us. I mean every country. If you name a country, it doesn't like us. And you'll say something like "they're just jealous of us." While, I say "YOU IDIOT. IT'S PEOPLE SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT THAT THEY DON'T LIKE US". We're that really self-centered, snoby bitch that believes that everyone is mad at her because of how pretty she is while not realizing that maybe its because she is snobby and self-centered. Have you seen MEAN GIRLS? Well, we're the mean girls.

Anyway, one of the reasons that Bush pisses me off is because of how dumb he is. I mean he is dumb. Can you say nuclear? If you can't say nuclear, you are dumb. And Bush can't say nuclear. He wasn't able to say it during the 2000 debates and 4 years later he still can't say it. He's the President. Don't they have speech coaches for him? He said more dumb things during this last debate too. For example, he said "I hear there's rumors on the internets." That is not a typo. He heard about rumors on the internets. Plural. Now I don't have fancy government supercomputers, but as far as my computer goes there is only one internet. 4 years ago people made fun of Al Gore for supposedly saying he invented the internet. Well you know what I think now? I think, "Thats Good. At least he knows what the internet is." He also said, "I want to make it more fastful." when referring to taking troops out of Iraq. HE SAID FASTFUL! My mom can barely speak English but won't make mistakes like that. Any elementary school student who dreams about cars knows how to say "faster".

Of course people say, "that means he is a man of the people." Of the dumb people. I am not like that. Are you like that? We shouldn't want a man of the people in office. We want someone in there who is better than us. We want someone in there who is special. Not someone who is "special bus".

My point is. I lose brain cells when I listen to Bush. Save my brain cells. Vote Kerry.

P.S. I would like to tell you that the spell check wouldn't let me use fastful without a warning. So its not really a word. Just in case you were wondering.